A Pregnant Go-Go Dancer

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This closing shift of the season looks set to be one led by emotion, which may be spiritually comforting for some, but I’m not that punter. Ryan Mason, when not sounding like precisely like the sort of guy that Daniel Levy would benefit from at the helm is as emotionally stable as a pregnant go-go dancer.

The out-and-out red card that Tottenham didn’t g…