And they're off, sorta

Oh no, it's the Morning Line

Son Heung-min is effectively begging to get arrested the moment he lands in Qatar, after this, the latest South Korean issue of Elle hits the newsstands.

Our valiant boys will be heading off to the medieval Middle East to ply their trade under the bold knight Sir Gareth of Wokegate. Those left behind will remain at Hotspur Way as the club was unable to f…