HAL: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Immediate thoughts on the draw at West Ham are as follows. Firstly, what cannot speak cannot lie. Which is a complicated way of saying that Spurs are better placed this season than they have been for some considerable while. Losing less, winning more, dropping fewer points.
By stark contrast, I find it bizarre that it is …