Four good reasons to go back to bed

Oh no, it's the Morning Line

Harry Maguire to Spurs is apparently a thing.

“Straight away off the top of my head, I’d say he’s good enough for Spurs. Arsenal? Maybe not at this moment in time. But he’s been one of England’s best players at the World Cup.”

I’m wondering what specific area of expertise I might approach Ally McCoist about. Thinning hair? Because it wouldn’t be football…