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Our man Finn wonders if Ange has thought it through

You probably need to remember that the general intelligence span in the UK will be a bell curve around a midpoint of IQ 99 (yes, that is the average!) so that's 50% plus the next 20% sporting attention spans only slightly greater than your average goldfish!

Given the purchase of Solanke, spruked up as the new messiah just 15 minutes before they were sur…