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On no, it's the Morning Line

The home of the unnecessarily long-form article, The Athletic doubles down occasionally and hits us with bad takes in long form. On Spurs’ losses against Sheffield United and Wolves we got this gem:

Spurs' route to the FA Cup semi finals was Portsmouth - Preston - Sheff Utd - Blackburn. Instead, tomorrow's league game against Wolves was deemed more impo…