Well, I’ve been there, of course I have.
The Venn diagram for this delight-packed hamlet is a sight to behold. The component parts consist of one of the largest council estates in Europe, old, resentful money, plus other individuals who’d move house for the sake of a £30 debt …along with far too much in the way of molasses - pronounced just as Jack Nicholson did so eloquently in ‘As Good As It Gets’.
Who’s in the middle? It’s probably you, old girl.
Former Spur, Jason Dozzell was just one such sugary treat to emerge from that Suffolk cesspit, alongside his brother, another major two-bob drug dealer, if one were able to picture such a thing.
I once caught said superstar Dozzell attempting to shove a £60 belt down his underpants, while he was on our books.
Oh, yes! The Drum And Monkey public house was another jewel in the Ipswichian crown, well worth a mention in these footballing dispatches.
Look, we’re 10/11, and they’re 13/5 and something’s gotta give, as they say, down Portman Road way…
I’m back with a vengeance for the team sheets in the LIVE’ stack.
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