“It would be so nice if something made sense for a change"

...said Alice

I have a vision of Vinai and the rest of the THFC Illuminati wandering around the Spurs boardroom, mumbling about spreadsheets.

We desperately need reinforcements in our attack, particularly as the January 2026 transfer window progresses.

Our current forward options include:

• Dominic Solanke - the pantomime donkey

• Richarlison - a cretin who's out again fo…