Kettle and hob
Oh no, it's the Evening Line
Harry Kane has shown the world how ruddy bloody brave he is by defiantly wearing one of the nastiest wristwatches ever made. If only we had known sooner that a £73,000 (RRP) kettle could end suffering.
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