Match report

Toon vs Toofless Tottingham

Welcome to the after-party.

I’m going to run through my interpretation of the facts in a separate post as I have to record a video with young Christopher, but I would draw your eye to those 20-odd chances that the incels have been clutching to their hearts.

Break them down and there’s naff all there 8 were blocked, 6 were off target, and 5 were saved.

So 5 chances that reached an actual point of execution.

The players aren’t good enough - there’s your data, and you’re welcome to it.