'Not investing in a high-calibre backup goalkeeper could cost Tottenham in a crucial month that might define their season.'

Those are not my words, but those of a diversity hire on the BBC’s website.

For those joining us late, Spurs is a woman in her twenties outside a now-shut pub in Bradford. She missed the last bus, and it’s just started to rain. She’s wearing a coat, but her coat is thin.

In the near distance, is a white Ford Corsair, driven by Peter William Sutcliffe.

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