Out of my depth, me?

This is becoming a parody of the Mike Bassett Football Manager film. In truth, it’s a cross between that and Kenny, the sensational mockumentary focused on the infrequent highs and endless lows of a much-put-upon porta-loo worker.

He’s operating on a day-to-day basis (fighting fires), most of which he’s decided aren’t his fault. When it comes to the fin…