Welcome to this, the days of days, where we don’t fear a visit from Chelsea Football Club. Unless you’re a person of colour or Jewish, of course.
The team as usual picks itself, as we have over £200 million pounds worth of ‘talent’ loaned out, currently degenerating quietly overseas, and were that not the case, we would be better placed.
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