Promise me now, Ange, and never let go of that promise

Our man coys1882 is manning the lifeboats

If Ange had been captain of the Titanic

Lookout - (In the crow's nest) - "Large iceberg straight ahead Captain!"

First Mate Son - "Shall we turn the ship hard-a-starboard, Captain?"

Captain Ange - "Nah, that's not who we are, mate!"

Captain Ange - "This ship's unsinkable mate!" We'll just keep a high (Plimsoll) line and plough right through it mate. Full st…