Promise me now, Ange, and never let go of that promise
Our man coys1882 is manning the lifeboats
If Ange had been captain of the Titanic
Lookout - (In the crow's nest) - "Large iceberg straight ahead Captain!"
First Mate Son - "Shall we turn the ship hard-a-starboard, Captain?"
Captain Ange - "Nah, that's not who we are, mate!"
Captain Ange - "This ship's unsinkable mate!" We'll just keep a high (Plimsoll) line and plough right through it mate. Full st…
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