Short rations of rum for all conscripted men
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Good morning shipmates! Knock the weevils out of your ENIC brand biscuits and brace yourselves for boarding, as we pull alongside the mighty Fulham.
It’s an early kick-off, and we’re rebounding off a European success, so historically we are primed not to arrive at Craven Cottage looking for more fresh meat to sink our gnashers into.
Afterall who doesn’t…
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