Spot the rat competition

That Gary Lineker fella is a rogue, isn’t he?

They say that in families with two brothers, there’s always the smart one and the stupid one.

Many of us presumed that Wayne Linker was the dummy, what with all his booze and broads, but it turns out that it was actually the other one on the BBC, with his professorial spectacles.

Unbeknownst to Gary, the pos…