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Oh no, it's The Morning Line

West Ham, away it is, which for those of you attending the Carpet Remnant Stadium, means visiting a part of London that Charles Dickens would easily recognise if he were to fight his way past the shrouded, bearded ladies and the near empty fried chicken shop boxes littering today’s pavements.

The Hammers are currently in seventh place, but this is tempe…