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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

Albert : Circumcised mediocrity is screwing my wife!

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May 27, 2023
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At Le Hollandais gourmet restaurant, every night is filled with opulence, decadence, and gluttony. But when the cook (Joe Lewis), a thief (Daniel Levy), his wife, and her lover all come together, they unleash a shocking torrent of sex, food, murder, and revenge.

Sometimes utter fantasy is difficult to parody. But not here it isn’t. Not here it bloody isn…

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