We Were Ahead, A F*cking Goal Up
Martin Amis: All my adult life I have been searching for the right adjective to describe my father's peculiarly aggressive comic style. I recently settled on 'defamatory.'
Fraser Forster didn’t have a bad game, but the chumps in front of him had absolute howlers. Whenever I see fans referring to ‘good squad player’ I wince. That’s like keeping a tin of soup in the back of your cupboard, that’s a flavour that you really don’t like.
Ben Davies is technically excellent when his opponents are people recovering from agricultur…