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We're being held hostage by someone with a water pistol

We're being held hostage by someone with a water pistol

Oh no, it's the Morning Line

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Jul 18, 2023
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a person blowing water

Spurs will play, yes, that’s right, actually play a game today.

I had written an email to Daniel Levy [cc’ing in Alas, Gold, of course] suggesting that the match be replaced by a panel of incels describing in the most shameless detail imaginable what this clash might have looked like, but commercial commitments forced everyone’s hand.

A game of football…

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