Where's the next Julie Welch or Brian Glanville?

Don't hold your breath

Yves Bissouma is a special player.

A problem we all increasingly face these days is that epithets such as a special player are bestowed on all sorts.

Regrettably, we’re all living in some foul word miasma where idiots shouting ‘ratio’, and ‘cooking’ have purchase.

The quality of both audience participation and football journalism in any supposed grander …