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Fabrizio Romano says that two more slow-motion moves are reaching their exit velocity from Planet Tottingham.

Not only Gio Lo Celso: Sergio Reguilón also prepared to leave Spurs before the end of the window. Talks ongoing to pick the best option.

Nabil Fekir [not a made-up name] is supposedly on his way out of Real Betis and this could potentially create a berth for the Argentinian.

What have learned is that 2019 was a very bad year for player acquisitions, even by COYS, Daniel standards.

Reguilon was another mundane, bad buy, he wasn’t a disaster in his initial games for us, but then he blind-sided many fans by simply waving at them. The old Stephen Carr strategy.

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Rodrigo Bentancur will miss some pointless internationals after being at the heart of a huge brawl that took place after the Uruguay vs Colombia game in the Copa América.

Bentancur threw a bottle at the stands, live on TV.