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Billy Tonsils's avatar

Anything but football..

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coys1882's avatar

Sonny - "Look your majesty, Richie is injured as usual and to be honest I couldn't hit a barn door at the moment, would you fancy playing up front for us against Utd on Sunday?"

Charles - "One would be delighted to play a quick chukka, provided one was allowed to ride one's favourite horse, but it is not one's decision, that would be up to Mr Levy and the FA"

Levy - "We would be honoured your majesty! I am sure the FA would be delighted to modify the rules slightly to accommodate the horse! Would it be alright if we kept the profits from the replica shirt sales, including the horse?!"

Charles - "One would not have a problem with that!"

Levy - "Excellent your majesty, I will inform that scruffy colonial bloke we unfortunately hired (I keep forgetting his name!) of your inclusion in the team for Sunday!"

Levy - "One more humble request your majesty. If you would be kind enough to autograph a few thousand of your replica shirts, we would be delighted to auction them off with the proceeds going to my personal charity, the Daniel Levy Benefit Fund!"

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Legoverlass's avatar

Looking at that group is it any wonder we are were we are. Sucking up to the aristocracy that has murdered and robbed throughout history to obtain their privileges as if it is something of value and merit to aspire to. Son talking of a difficult moment that has lasted 23 years as if there has been non difficult moments.

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East Stand's avatar

Daniel; "I built all this you know, it was all meeee... your woyal highness!! Surely put's me in line for an MBE at the very least, your woyal highness?? MB-EEEE?? Just wait until you see the twaining gwound too!!"

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John E's avatar

Our new manager looks a bit old.

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SimonSpur's avatar

I bet he could still do a better job than imposternoclue.

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Alan Hogan.'s avatar

My Aunt has been ill of late !

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Paddio's avatar

Could only have been more entertaining if was the late Prince Philip

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CowSpurs's avatar

Is this all part of the SkyWalk tour? Not bad for £40!

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TheBoyHotspur's avatar

GET OUT!

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Wotsit's avatar

Holy baby Jesus…..

Look at that creepy, grifting, rectal prolapse at the back of the queue.

Fuck me Gently.

You’ve, got a rancid, sticky, engorged piss flap at the front.

A greasy little goblin oozing slime in the middle.

And a toxic megacolon bringing up the rear.

Sew them all together into a human centipede and march them on all fours round the pitch at half time.

I’d pay to watch that.

Out of those 3 I think I’d have to give even Levy the hat-tip of being the least vile out of the scroungers, bullshitters and spivs in that parade of pricks.

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TheBoyHotspur's avatar

Far more beautifully worded than I ...

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SimonSpur's avatar

Look at Levy's face when Son says we're in a difficult moment. He looks uncomfortable. Charles then turns round towards Levy and the video abruptly ends. Caption competition for what he says next...

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judge's avatar

"Mr Levy - to whom am I talking , they all look the same to me .........." ??

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SimonSpur's avatar

😂

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Tottenham forever's avatar

Cannot stand looking at that idiot Levy smiling in the background

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Lord Croker's avatar

Both are professional leechers.

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East Stand's avatar

Lammy, Levy and The King Of England; The Golden Triangle!

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SimonSpur's avatar

Golden shower more like.

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East Stand's avatar

Ha ha

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East Stand's avatar

Like Charlie's chuckle at the end, he's obviously been watching Flangeball for himself!!

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SimonSpur's avatar

"Is one very good at ensuring the team kicks the ball into the other team's net? One hears not"

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East Stand's avatar

It also looks like he's turning around to speak to Levy;

"one trophy one says, in 25 years since one has been here?"

"One can only regard that as an abject failure... doesn't one agree? I'm sure one's fans agree..."

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SimonSpur's avatar

😂 It's like a comedy sketch. In all seriousness, it seems that Charles has the same football knowledge (and knowledge of the Spurs team) as Levy. In fact, you can imagine Levy having a similar conversation with the squad.

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