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Cabspur's avatar

Is it just me or does Daniel’s squirmy smarmy voice means he deserves a few extra digs ? He really is a bad baddy from 007 movie .

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Bren Long's avatar

Christ on a bike. All that's missing for a corporate buzzword bingo full house is "shareholder value"

The sycophantic fawning from the new scapegoat is cringeworthy at best.

As with every single interview that Levy does, his body language blatantly contradicts his words. He's textbook duplicitous.

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Sound Of Gugu's avatar

Its not long now before we see a prayer room under the south stand and the longest bar in europe turned into an Halal outlet

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East Stand's avatar

This ‘painstaking’ search has led to someone proven in the league, who just so happens mates with our technical director.

Nice bit of window dressing for the thickos within our fan base though…

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Mr. C.'s avatar

"Me. Me. Me. It's all about me!"

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East Stand's avatar

“I went to Cambridge and I’m a workaholic” - what does any of that have to do with football?

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Mr. C.'s avatar

Exactly.

The cunt will never know what it's like to take the 149 from Liverpool St. to Edmonton Green at 4 in the morning, having missed the last Standsted express train due to Ryanair delays.

What was my reward Daniel??? A one nil defeat at home to West ham.

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East Stand's avatar

Where are the Malaysians to rescue us from this endless death spiral?

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Graeme Flynn's avatar

I also wonder about the content of the WhatsApp messages sent ‘at all hours’. I reckon they send each other dick pics whilst their wives lay unsuspectingly asleep next to them.

They both look the sort.

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CowSpurs's avatar

If Levy wants to win so badly why does he continually buy such terrible footballers/characters to represent the club? The model of buying 10 players for £250m when 'winning' clubs buy 5 players cannot continue, especially when 8 of those players invariably leave for next to nothing.

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Graeme Flynn's avatar

‘We’re both workaholics’. Fantastic, we now have 2 busy fools rather than one. I think I’d prefer a pair of alcoholics in charge, at least they’d probably be more amusing than this pair of bores. Can you imagine getting stuck talking to them at a party 😬🔫

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CowSpurs's avatar

10 characteristics! We could have so much fun working out what they are.

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East Stand's avatar

10 characteristics that have nothing to do with Johan Lange already being good friends with Frank. This pair of suits think everyone’s fucking stupid, what on earth do these two know about football? I mean just look at them…

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JL's avatar

And to think so many fans will lap this up and say this will be the time Levy does something different

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Todd Strassberg's avatar

"There's no point in having a wonderful stadium if you're not winning on the pitch..."

Uh...exactly when did this become the mantra of Sancho Danza of La Mancha?

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East Stand's avatar

"failure isn't an option..." It must have been a tough quarter of a century then Daniel....

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Todd Strassberg's avatar

Pick One:

Failure isn't an option... it's my habit

Failure isn't everything...it's the only thing

Failya...I hardly knew ya...

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East Stand's avatar

Daniel gets someone brown to take the heat off himself, can't criticise a brown person according to the UK government, so a stroke of genius?

Standard corporate bullshit of the day, Daniel has zero imagination whatsoever. If you can't see though this utter bollocks, you're nine...

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Legoverlass's avatar

When are these two tying the knot. 🤮🤮

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East Stand's avatar

Wankers...

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Finn's avatar

So........ Daniel is a lush - explains an awful lot....!

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