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I'm offended!

I don't have any hair to dye pink!

H.Hotspur = Cancelled. ❌

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Takefusa Kobi…rumoured bid in at £41 mil from sunny league Real Sociedad they want £51 mil and guaranteed to be cheaper than Eze and grow the fan base..in Japan….

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I appreciate a racist joke as much as the next guy, but this was in very poor taste. Talking about your peer behind his back? With a journalist? Shame

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In those cultures, it's second nature. Only when a UK audience looks at it, does it become a major incident.

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I know and I defended Suarez during every gate. The problem I have with this as he made fun of his teammate to a journalist it’s not a bunch of buddies shit talking to each other. He is a professional football player. He gets paid a lot of money to suck every Saturday at our expense, and I hate to say this, but I do hold them to a higher standard.

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I that country and others it’s quite normal. I’m not condoning it, just I can’t feel any outrage towards it. The standards in this country are vastly higher. Yet the. English are branded as yobs.

He shouldn’t have done it, but leave these shores and it’s commonplace…

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Well the club should become the change that it wants to see in the world.

Obviously they’ve been deadly silent on it.

They’ve been shitting on fans for trivialities for a long time. Shitting on sections of the fans and fan culture (that they despise, because its a bit “rough” and “vulgar” and oh so working class), just so they can gentrify it and have an emotionally captive market who can easily afford ever higher season ticket hikes and buy more food and shit.

Time for them to live by their values and get the plainly racist Bentacur gone. Hold him to the same standard as they hold the paying fans.

If he was just a fan, the club would shit on him from a great height. Do the same to a player or don’t do it at all.

I’ve had enough of these people being elevated onto pedestals they don’t deserve.

But a lot of people infantilise these men and want to kiss every little booboo they get, and nowadays mental as well as physical.

They project all kind of weird wants and hopes and dreams onto them. For instance, rubbing Bentancurs tummy and thinking he’s the bravest person in the world because he came back from an injury and worked hard. He’s not 12 FFS!

Well, it’s his fucking job isn’t it?

He’s got every advantage possible, (supposedly) with that kind of medical team helping him rehab. I had 2 knee reconstructions after fucking my ACL and meniscus in both knees and got back to running an ultra marathon without the THFC medical centre. Probably was able to do it especially because I didn’t have their help, lets be fair.

But they should get him gone not least because he is only perhaps half the player the PR makes him out to be, he didn’t make it at Juve. Came out of the bargain bucket and isn’t good enough starting for PL top3/4, never mind win the bloody thing, like kulusevski.

AND he’s another one with these piss weak, slightly gay, infant and pet names, that make me wretch when i hear them.

Lolo, Deki, Cuti....

I can’t get over it. They are supposed to be men, not bunny rabbits or teenage Thai ladyboys twerking for dollars and blowing kisses ffs.

Where did this shit come from anyway, cuti, lolo, deki, kulu....

It is the feminisation and infantilisation of football.

There’s an alternative set of names we could run a poll on to see which squad member they fit best;

Pissy, shitty, lazy, dopey, fatty, blindo, mongy, thicko, gimpy.

And you’ve got the king of the mongs mincing about in a rara skirt on the training pitch not knowing what hes doing, RyRy Mason.

Gazza. Blokes name.

LoLo, either a fucking clowns name or some poor sod mincing about in a tutu and fishnets on Epstein Island helping to get some deviant framed by Mossad.....

Those names make my skin itch almost as much as Ange does.

And why is he called “big” Ange, instead of Fat Ange...

Football does weird things to mens brains. We’d never talk like this about people we knew or in real life.

Fucking Lolo and Cuti. Give me a break....

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Wotsits back with a bang !!!!!!!!!!! You were getting a little passive mate , but that was firing both barrels and right on target , I was laughing out loud !!!!!!!!!!!

So good when somebody identifies a little irritation you carry that you never knew you had .

The verbal pictures you painted were [ and often are ] hilarious . Keep it up son !!!

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Cheers M’Lud. The boy has just been finishing his exams at 6th form and he’s been a bit of a twat about it so have had to concentrate on giving him a load of shit to focus his mind. These things are sent to test us 👍

Euros today ! 👍

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Superb read on a Sunday morning!

Enjoy the holly hols😂👍

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Cheers mate. It’s nearly 8am here. Almost time for a drink 😄 the euros are all in Spanish too so at least we don’t have to listen to Alan fucking Shearer and bike nonce Lineker. 👍

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😂😂👍

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Can’t believe i forgot fucking skippy !

(On holiday with the family, thought id get all my pent up swearing out in one go. Thanks for the therapy fellas....)

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Certainly silly, though effectively accidental, inconsequential and ultimately easily forgivable...unless you are sitting there primed to be offended, amazed this is a big news item on the BBC etc

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It used to be a man's world and it was better. A little more James Bond and a little less pink hair.

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In Hong Kong Europeans are referred to as kwai-los (White devils) or 'round eyes'. Personally, I am totally unmoved by these 'racist' terms. Welcome to the real world, all you shocked snowflakes. Nobody gives a shit really, but there is a section of society who spend their time hunting for things that they can be offended by.

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Now hes a racist, Next they'll complain he doesn't like the Greeks either because what they invented.

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All the "double-Beyonces" aka those "to the left, to the left" need to resurrect either a "chill pill" or "Quaaludes". The world feels it owes you nothing, will treat you that way, and real leaders need a thick skin.

From one of my standup comedy sets:

"Nobody talks about the advantages of Political Correctness.

I grew up surrounded by idiots, imbeciles and morons...

These days, thanks to PC...

I no longer have the problem".

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I've often wondered about police descriptions in oriental countries since all the suspects have black hair and slanty eyes, none of which are blue or green or hazel...Apparently we all look the same to them, and the sounds we make when we speak are most amusing.

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We all look the same.

Caveat: this assessment excludes gingers.

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What’s being queer got to do with it?

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Quare..

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Blah blah blah … This sort of stuff boils my piss.

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Gweneth Paltrow makes big bucks off of that holistic approach to wellbeing.

Get boiling and bottling baby!

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The problem is that they never leave their bedroom and have no idea what goes on in the rest of the world. I’ve worked in Cañada Singapore New Zealand and Australia and done business in many more places. Racism is far worse than here in my experience. We are very tolerant and that is now becoming a big problem as the ignorant use social media to make out how intolerant we are. Let’s not fall for this rubbish-why do so many folk want to come here?

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In one, mon amis.

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He’s Uruguayan. Not Paraguayan. And not Portuguese. Racist… ;)

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😂

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🤦‍♂️

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