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Billy Tonsils's avatar

We are a football club with assets …name those which are animated.

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Eddie's avatar
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Veliz loaned to Rosario Central in Argentina,the club we bought him from.We bought him for 15M and he’s barely been seen in a Spurs shirt having been out on loan pretty much all of that time.No doubt we won’t get rid as his contract isn’t up until August

2029.Another masterstroke by our élite financial genius.

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Billy Tonsils's avatar

Amortisation the mechanism by which Levy looks like something marginally less than a complete and utter cunt.

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Billy Tonsils's avatar

Btw what’s has happened to the tithe New KPop Kids on the Block ..Yang .

Ting Tong Piddle I Po ..run by Goons.

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Eddie's avatar

Talking of goons,they have signed Norgaard apparently,a player we could and should have gone for.But this is Levy we’re talking about and we know that things don’t follow a logical pattern particularly if it involves spending money wisely.

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Elevenstonedidiots's avatar

Veliz out on loan again. Another utterly pointless signing to add to a long list of utterly pointless signings.

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East Stand's avatar

Gil Mk2

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Eddie's avatar

Snap.

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Julest1's avatar

In my dreams, we sign Kudus and Grealish, dump the Pigeon and brainless Biss and swap Cuti for Gallagher; Frank shows his worth and maximises all three additions.

In reality, nobody else comes in and the poison dwarf cashes in on Romero hours before the deadline, supposedly upgrading the defence with a £5m Jap we already confirmed twice. Same old same old.

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Eddie's avatar

Just like he sold Harry at the last minute and I don’t think any of that fee went into transfers in,only into adjacent real estate.Tightwad cunt.

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SimonSpur's avatar

The young Japanese centre back is confirmed as signed. I'm sure that has been confirmed at least twice before.

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Elevenstonedidiots's avatar

He'll be shipped off to Stoke before the window closes, never to be seen again.

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Eddie's avatar

Can’t complain we don’t have enough CBs now.

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Billy Tonsils's avatar

Players out and Players in ( Kudus ) will all take place at a time that prevents further purchases. All the kiddywinks will be gagging for Kudus by mid August .,the fact Levy has pissed in Mohammed’s ear and he believes him has alarm bells ringing.

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East Stand's avatar

Danso and Tel announced as new arrivals along with a 5m Japanese kid who I guarantee will NOT cement a position in a top flight European side. Ange, standard…

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SimonSpur's avatar

Danso looked decent enough last season. Tel on the other hand....

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SpursGoliath's avatar

Tel will enter the tallest dwarf competition that is the battle for a left wing starting spot along with Son, Odobert and Solomon.

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SimonSpur's avatar

Indeed. We are weak in that position, that's why I think Solomon should be given a chance.

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East Stand's avatar

Can you believe that Bryan Gil is still on our books?! How many second rate, dead end deals have we wasted money on??

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SimonSpur's avatar

My son's U11 team have a spare place in the squad, I think Gil would fit in.

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LevyIsATurd's avatar

With many more to come with Levy in charge.

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Billy Tonsils's avatar

Amortised …the slow death Levy inflicts on his shit purchases…Everything at Spurs is built on accepting Levy is a fukwit ..all the other execs have to manage that.

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Eddie's avatar

Our retaining of players who are of no use to us is a scandal and shows the Kappelmeister as the fucking charlatan he is.One or two might be quietly jettisoned at the end of the window,but we know this situation will persist until Levy is gone.

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East Stand's avatar

Absolutely shocking. Levy is a fucking useless CEO of a football club. Not fit for purpose, but now he can blame it on the ex Arsenal nitwit in the same suit. Wanker, wankers…

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Tony Vaughan's avatar

And got us instead....

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TheBoyHotspur's avatar

Everyone loves us!

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