Wild went the crowd
The charmless video
Charmless man podcast
ENIC Films
Match report
It's in the DNA
'A tough game' he says
LIVE'stack
A quick peek
The plausible XI
'I'm not in the happiness business'
Comment at 9:08
Racism is bad
Match report
'Fulham is now a must win game'
'I much rather we be exciting to watch'
LIVE'stack
Commodities
We’re not gonna buy a keeper in the free agent market
Roma Training
'Not investing in a high-calibre backup goalkeeper could cost Tottenham in a crucial month that might define their season.'
Match Report
LIVE’stack
Out of the mouths of babes
Ange Brand
'We’re definitely a better side than last year' he says
Brand Ange
'...but we have to start winning games'
"Not an easy problem to fix"
An interesting run on the cards
At it
Single lane traffic
'By the way, we got rid of the ball, just as you asked'
Unexpected showers forecast
Is it just me?
Oh no!
They are coming for you
Boredom warning
“There’s two buttons I never like hittin’, and that’s panic and snooze.”
Ange confronted on his cooking methods
Come here, there's more
FAO of the THFC board
Hiring, coaching, environment & management
Spot the difference
Ken doll balls?
Match report
Thick Dundee rides again
Goal 3: Bentancur
Goal 2 : Delap
Goal 1: Szmodics
Tractor Boys in town
'Hey, hey, Bad News'
Ange ahead of Ipswich
Match Report
'Some of it'
Testing testing
Ange pre Galatasaray
Loser Think™
Injury updates
'Bone in foot' fear
Richarlison collective clips
Solanke collective clips
Sonny collective clips
Johnson collective clips
Kulusevski collective clips
Madders collective clips
Pape Sarr collective clips
Bentancur collective clips
Bissouma collective clips
Dragon collective clips
Udogie collective clips
Archie Gray collective clips
Porro collective clips
Romero collective clips
Ben Davies collective clips
Vicario collective clips
Match Report
Post Villa presser
Solanke pitchside
LIVE'stack
A plausible XI
Richarlison
Unreliable
Happy to be home
They'll miss this when he's gone
Alejo Veliz hat-trick
Sarr's goal stands up to multi camera scrutiny
Thinking of Ange
Reaction?
LIVE'stack
Two halves of a rotting apple
Is the scrutiny getting to him?
Pep talk
The perfect Christmas gift
THFC Snapshot as of today's date
Match report
The needle's gone on the Passive-o-meter
A watching brief.
5.15 presser
LIVE'stack
Vicario's fake head scratch
Guess Ange
The Werner Special
Yang Min-hyeok scores
Ball in play
Big Ange's Palace pressers
Match Report
Purgatory
Powder puff victory
"Like the start to Richy’s season"
Rapid Fire Ratings
LIVE'stack
Team for tonight?
Son Sore, and out
Pussy Galore?
Salutary warning
After the Hammering
New & Improved & Enhanced!
We maintained our intensity and eventually broke them
LIVEstack
At least the third time of asking
Supercoach Ange 😆
Hammer time
A quick poll
Ange needs the toilet
'He's the right man!' says Ledley King
He fell over
Dear Scott Munn
Data anomaly?
Enhanced Match Report
Pitchside eye contact absence
An 8.03 long presser!
Brighton away!
More of the same predicted
Dear Supporter
Disingenuous ain't in it
Milestone
Enhanced Ferecvaros Match Report
He's done it!
Ange ahead of Ferencvaros
Pedro Porro improvement note
The big winners' edition
Requiem for a pub team
Match Report
United were crap, but...
Ange said...
Some rapid fire ratings!
Book early, bastards!
LIVE'Stack
Odds have shifted
Enhanced Qarabağ Match report
Manchester United away, you say
Postecoglou Pre Manchester United
Post Carrier Bag Euphoria
LIVE'stack
My plausible XI
Under the lights
Ange & Sonny pre Qarabag
Qarabag Training
Fan Forum
Official: Achievements
Official: Nobody's dictating Ange's picks
Official: Pensioners sabotaging ENIC's business model
What's missing?
The great reset is nearly here
We love winning, we genuinely do
Enriched Match Report
Bee sting didn't prove fatal
LIVE'stack
We cannot possibly lose today
'Shortened exponentially,' he says
My pitch geography
European hotspots uncovered
Lucky boy
Cup full o' hope
Don't take your eye off that bald fella
More disdain
Ange talks about his standards...
'We're bursting'
He won't back down
Valkyrie
Arses
Match report
Post NLD Ange
Arteta post match
Pitch side with Angelos
LIVE Arse Stack
'It's not in his character'
'He has it in his tummy to play'
Additional Arse pressers
"Our football has been really good"
Teddy Sheringham column
Guest appearances
Dirty racist scum
James Maddison Optus interview
David Pleat stunt, merely one of many
Do you think that's terribly wise?
Danny Rose
Kulu highlights
Are you concerned about him?
Fresh Twaddle
Any chance we can get a bit of this?
"A tortoise couldn’t have gone slower. They didn’t chase it.”
A month is a long time in football
A damning assessment
Archie Gray, so far
A sustained run of worrying form
It's over
Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin'
Match report
Ange gave us 3.32 mins after that...
LIVE 'Stack
Plausible XI
Awful Yid does good
Fawning versus propaganda
The wages of sin
10 o'clocker
He's been Levy'd
The deadline day special
Yeeeeee
Heads should roll
Some might say
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
You heard it here eventually
You had to be there
Incel of the week
Wilson's first Spurs EP
Match data
Sean Dyche post Spurs
'At some point you need to cut it...'
Keep going on...
All four!
Toffee flavoured LIVE'stack
We're coming for you
Ange's second presser of the season
Vicious rumour doing the rounds
Another win, this time for humanity
Bergvall
Will he?
The Department of Youth?
What's happening at Spurs?
Is he all that bad?
Match data
Similar issues, he says
LIVE'stack
Plausible XI for Leicester City
Crash Bandicoot?
The Maiden Voyage of the 'Tottanic!'
A suggestion everyone can get behind
All things Tottenham, his youth, growing up with football and how he has football to thank for everything in his life.
And they're off
Postecoglou Presser
Rejoice
Incoming?
I'll have what Bissouma's having!
This week's footballing DEI hire is...
Delusional
'Life truths from the most empathetic, emotionally intelligent managers in the Premier League'
Sinking feeling predicted
No reply email
Got crutches?
Crack cretin
58% they say...
Kane on Solanke
Some positives and some not so positives
Post match Ange after Bayern beating
This one will count
'The black Richarlison' seems harsh
A quick vote
Breaking
Ange's pre Bayern presser
Sounds like a f*cking competition winner
Like for like
Now hear this
Why give the bastard the excuses?
Latest Ange Quotes
Frying pan, meet fire
It's all kicking off
Last orders
Now we're cooking!
How to get ahead in advertising
Hearing voices is just like a new signing
All is revealed!
Vicario
Turmoil, fam
Our man Geoff highlights a good issue
Ange Postecoglou presser
Vincent Kompany presser
Bewertungen
Free laugh for every reader
Tonight's Predictor
White flag raised
To Dare Is To Didgeridoo
Scaramouche
Sweary Mary at the wheel
Comforting
Are you the farmer?
'I'd sign him straightaway'
Lucas Bergvall interview
Iron pyrite?
A quick question for you
A star is born
Attrition
'I coached for the academy for over a decade...'
'We play the Tottenham way'
Madders in Tokyo
Just get on with it, Fat Boy
Documents being prepared
Never!
The fattest of them all
The Blessed Trinity
About £33M
Bad news for football fans
We're not in Scotland any more, Toto
Steve Perryman 1 Gold My Beer 0
Building
A heartfelt forecast from himself, coys1882
I'll tell you what...
A triumph
Bring back the pink cake!
Stone me...
Daz Beans on toast
The sum of all beers
Sunday Transfer Update
ITK on three deals in motion
Beware Frenchmen baring gifts
1x Done deal, 2x thinking about it, a dropped deal plus the threat of infection
Hang on a minute...
'Punched with such force'
Great success!
Done deal, almost
In Babbacombe where nobody can hear you scream
Let him have it
Not on Levy's shortlist
'Said yes some time ago'
Added inertia
New Faces
Get a 90-day free trial
Breaking news
Focus
All good now
We're saved
The Gray Man
'Well, I twied'
Confidence overboard
Evidence?
Tyre Kickers FC
Now what's all this, then?
Unseized
Pride, laughter and suspected child abuse
Decent Cheslea gossip on Jonathan David
Phone a friend you've fallen out with
The unacceptable face of a runt
The acceptable face of taking a punt?
A random thought
Small steps better than none
Thousands of words
Teddy Sheringham suggests Spurs get on with it
It's hotting up
We don't need no stinkin' signings
Exclusives
Our transfer budget would be HUGE
Vanderson shelter
On no, It's The Morning Line
Who do they get?
Oh no, it's the Morning Line
Racist - yes, we got one!
Nice and Eze does it
Oh no, it's the Morning Line
Diamonds on the sole of his shoes
This isn't just about idiocy
Hobson's
But you promised!
Whakuddabin
Two Blokes Down The Pub Talking About Spurs
Every little helps
Interested FC
Levy MUST be considering this one
Oh no, it's the Morning Line
Michael McIntyre rumoured to join Ange
'So simple, even a monkey could do it. Which is why we immediately thought of you!'
Two blokes (not quite) down the pub talking about Spurs
Safe place and comfortability
Vote on Porro
Vote: It's your Destiny!
The BJ vote
The Maddison vote
All set to begin talks
Free at last!
Absorbent
Here we don’t go!
Candyfloss has more substance
Stupid quote of the day
You'd never know we were so successful!
Hats off to whoever created this
Bob n' weave time
Fabrizio says 'advancing in talks'!
Is this your cup of tea?
It's a cracker
Hard cheese.
Spurs involved in 'not shit' idea
Round Here warns of unicorn rides!
Not tweaks, a ton.
A pair of shitehawks
Anger is an energy
Paratici involvement?
Exclusive
Ange defends loss in Oz
Is Angina actually setting Levy up?
Pure fulfilment!
'Pretending to throw'
20 odd minutes of Oz waffle
A far cry from the 'But we won in life' bollocks, eh?
Coaching and time-travelling excellence
Two blokes down the pub talking about Spurs
Don't show Ange this!
Anyone seen this at Spurs?
Ange's budget has been revealed
Fabrizio transfer update
LIVE Stack
Gone by Christmas
Daniel Levy on course for historic achievement today
Let's Talk: Ange Postecoglou (part 1)
Ange Postecoglou on life, family, football and Tottenham
The calm after the kerfuffle
Embargoed Section
'Worst managerial experience ever'
Promise me now, Ange, and never let go of that promise
Definitely.
Wankers like Alasdair Gold
The word 'rant' has never sat well with me...
We've been here before
What does the future hold?
...don't care x 3
Penny finally dropping for Mick Dundee?
7.5 in places
Crisp?
They need counselling, he says
Shameful stuff
There's no end to it
Fabrizio on Richarlison
Forget the Fan Advisory Board, get your CV in now...
Post match cough bombs
Post match reaction
LIVE Stack
Teddy Sheringham wants proper strikers
Redknapp's Reckoner
He's going to write a book
'We've got a short-term challenge at the moment', he says
This week's Goosebury bush find
Unthinkable
The Ghost Of White Hart Lane: The Play
Will there be salt in the wound?
A game every 2.8 days
Too many Spurs fans in a nutshell
The latest
It's the tactics
A few observations
Data pack
The incident
Wisdom from the master
'More like ourselves' he says
Madders given another portion
Sarry seems to be the hardest word
6/1 in places
More rabbit than Sainsbury
Is there a termite in the mustard?
A war chest by any other name
Pull my finger
Christ on a fucking bike
So, anyway mate…
Understand what you're looking at
Data Pack
Embracing the challenge
I thought...
The big reveal with just four games to go
LIVE Stack
Bery Happy?
Vote now!
Transfer rumour
Bielsa 2.0
Postecoglou presser
He looks well
New sponsor news
Levy wants more than £4bn
A brilliant team performance
Thank you, Daniel
What say you?
Goal analysis
North London Derby data pack
Jimmy Grievance
Our man CowSpurs...
Yeah, no...
LIVE Stack
Bloody hell
View from over the road
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
North London Derby Trailer | Tottenham Vs Arsenal Promo video
Facts.
Brace yourselves
Redknapp predicts
Gotta beat big the big guys
Watkins or Solanke, he says
It gets better
What do points make?!
From the archive
The one that got away
"I've applied for so many jobs in football... so many, and they've all come back as negative"
Read all about it
Would you...
Dawn of the Quadriceps
Apparently he wants £250k a week
It's a lot like progress
A love letter to the incels
Gold my beer
New shirt?
You ain't from 'round here
Chelsea get it
Proof were it needed
Ange Postecoglou, 2023–
(im)possible
We need to talk about Tottenham's coaching staff
The problem with Postecoglou
All the Data
*Shrugs*
Ploughing the furrowed brow
LIVE Stack
Troy Parrot
I'd pulled the trigger
The FA have released the numbers
This rabbit hole again?
Caught in a trap
Pain (part 3 or more)
Hotspur Way goalmouth footage leaked
A quick poll
Not an adoption centre
The train to Oz
"Couldn't care less about the race for fourth mate"
Tipped for greatness, again
Let's see it, then.
Dirty laundry
This has to be a spoof
*Ketchup and American Mustard
Postecoglou asked, 'So did we progress this year?'
Does 3 into 7 equal 9?
Joe Lewis goes to court disguised as pirate
TALKsport miss the point
And this...
Stop me if you've heard it
Oh, dear
Financial results – year ended 30 June 2023
Team to beat Anti Semites
Staring at spreadsheets > you
Postecoglou pre Hammers
Rotting fruit
Deep defensive dive
Stop the pigeon!
Notes on...
LIVE Stack
A Greek Orthodox speaks
It's in the cards
Even their own fans aren't convinced
A Poznań of contempt
Made of glass
'A good fit for Spurs'
You had one job
Look away
All five
Beyond parody
The SP on Conor Gallagher
Playful
Must be a bit dusty
I wish the boy well...
'One of the wonderful things' he says...
Happy Trails
Lucas Bergvall highlights
It's where we are mate
Bookings now being taken
Pounds, shillings and pretence
50 Shades Of Unreliable
"Our ambition"
LIVE Stack
Ange is wrong, it's teeming with plastics
What it might look like
Villa win didn’t do anything for my belief
Starting to blossom, he says...
Harry's Game
Only two can play
Get well soon, Skipper
Oh no, it's The Morning Line
Was he that bad?
All one could possibly need!
Suddenly serious?
LIVE Stack
Which way is the wind blowing?
Anecdotally speaking
To make you smile
Enicthetized
The Harry Redknapp predictor
At least, now we all know, eh?
Politicking at it's finest
Non-binary man overboard
A slow death was predicted
Angry of Cheam writes...
'A very important club', he says
A quick poll
Uncharacteristically accurate
A quick poll
All you might possibly need
Postecoglou post Palace
LIVE Stack
All will be revealed
Palace presser
Oh well
'16 to 30'
£5,000 a seat
Fleeting highlights
A bit thin...
Simon Jordan puckers up
Hugo quotes
William Gallas wonders if Ange has been found out and need to make tactical changes
'Dad, I think I got it wrong again!'
Easy does it
More front than Southend
Pipe dream?
You tell me
Magic Circle reject
What's gone wrong?
'Over and over'
Gary O'Neil's post-match presser
'I'm not a magician'
LIVE Stack
He's trusting the process, says Ange
Postecoglou presser
Does your wolf bite?
'I'm not touting' he says
'Mayhem' he says
No mercy from our man Aqua
For wont of better content
Match report
'Fair to say the first half wasn't guruggggccht'
Full strength looking
Shut up, you child
"I never know what to expect..."
Postecoglou presser
It’s not a one or two-window job
Another Serie A boy on the radar?
Outstanding
Beep beep
"He's magic, y'know..."
The Premier League is watching you
Levy flew the kid and his folks in
Without a doubt
A hairdresser that gets beaten up by other hairdressers
Highlights
'Difficult place to come to...'
LIVE Stack
Double bubble
Harry Redknapp fancies Pigeon Boy
Mate
'I couldn’t believe it'
Well done, Daniel...
Free nylons
Bees on their knees ...just
Magic
LIVE stack
Buzzing
So what you’re saying is...
Skip the light fantastic
Static
Under the hood
Absolutely Deloitte'd
Revelations 3:5
LIVE FA CUP stack
No coincidence
Postecoglou & Pep
Policy shift
Radu Dragusin: All one might need to know
Only when I laugh
A free February for all souls
Ups and downs
A word of warning
He'll still only be 20 this August
Sonny scores and some bonus footage of questionable value
Diversity hires suck
2024 is going to turn out OK
Don't like Deutschland
Any change?
Oh no, it’s the Morning Line
Praise where it is due
Oliver Skipp, he's one of our own
BJ needs work
Postecoglou's post match suicidal throat clearing
LIVE Stack
Oh no, it’s the Morning Line
One window doesn't make a conservatory
Six back from injury
Truth behind the Timo deal
Achtung baby, innit bruv
Romero close-ish
Upgraded software
The Dealio
Overnight update
The sort of deal that encouraged Keith Chegwin to drink cough syrup
Details and a twist
Tub thumping
Better stop dreaming of the quiet life
€18M
Comparison fun
Levy, your Timo is up
When will they ever fucking learn?
LIVE Stack
Has to be full strength, or he's throwing it - again
Lunacy?
THFC cut the presser tape
We're only €7m short
Personal terms agreed
Tanganga warning
Transfer updates
Vicar Watch
Postecoglou post match presser
Pape Mata Sarr
