Plausible XI for Aston Villa
Conte's Villa presser: The key points
Kulu quotes, Moura news, and a glimmer of hope
With added #LevyOut guidance
Franck Kessié Analysis
Anything you say, Jack, you’re the master race
ENIC apologists gotta be edumucated
England's Eric Dier
Mother Knows Best
Analysis: Brentford's second goal
Analysis: Brentford's first goal
The Live Match Thing: Brentford Away
Bare Bones FC
Does it feel as if he's at the wrong club?
The Bitch Is Back
Another Levy-buy flatlines on while on loan
Conte on Moura provides valuable insight
Secret agent at work?
Kulu on Conte
Humiliation Hits Capacity
Tony ahead of tonight's Nice game
'You're the Fred West of football clubs'
Levy's offered one million pounds
I've been losing my mind
Tony to quit
One of the great privileges
Fourth time lucky
I don't want to sound like an arrogant know-it-all here but...
True change comes from within
'It's not institutional beige, it's diffused taupe'
Four good reasons to go back to bed
Romero cuts Croatia down to size
...and brother business is a boomin'
A Suffocating Level Of Piety
Don't read this dross
I'll tell you what's wrong with it all
4 Transfers and 2 sick parrots
Just shut up and go away
“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask”
€60M and worth every penny
It's coming home
Romero is rock solid
Join my new subscriber chat
A truly daft idea
The Don's cooked books are officially overdue
Kane quiet as England progress
Time to bite the bullet?
Worst selfie in the history of selfies?
Saints and sinners
The Gold Shuffle
Hugo versus Denmark
Our time is up
Urine simmering for beginners
Kettle and hob
The Boy Scarlett
In excess of £5 billion
'Channel our energies', he said
Like a scene out of Blackadder
Football London fans go wild
Pierre in his pants
England Team vs Iran
Harry Kane vs Islam
I'm a one-man band...
Nothing to see here
A free booking for every pointless gesture
Know your customer
How can I parody this?!
Well, this is awkward
He knows he's going
These are real fans
Gary Neville's got form
La coupe de la mort
The Marcus Thuram File
Bid being prepared
And they're off, sorta
Tottenham's Yoko Ono
Let's get him!
LEEDS: Spurs' starting XI & all the reaction to the action
Let's find out who he is, shall we?
One scurrilous rumour does make sense
The struggle without and the struggle within
So he probably got it wrong...
One man two goals
Unwanted gift basket of hate
What makes you think this is my first time?
Spurs' starting XI & all the reaction to the action
New stadium owners
A veritable winter wonderland
Spoken like a true Protestant
It's not all doom and gloom!
Bin dippers indoors
Malinovskyi? No thankskyi
A touch of the Poch's
Are you enjoying that helium, Gary?
The dark side of the LGBTQ+ rainbow
You forgot to put the bin out
A player Levy would never have bought
Abjectly stupid defending
I’ll meet you on the dance floor
Surrender Monkey Special
The moment one of our loan boy's got injured
Are you getting value for money?
The Health Spa needs to start coaching sessions
Bournemouth in game /riˈæk.ʃən/
Tactical Analysis: Sporting Liz
Mark Halsey says...
Interplod: The Sporting edition
Fish fingers and baked beans
A dog chasing cars
Glenn Hoddle's C-Bomb
Conte's chances of fixing things in January
Mummy my feet hurt
The smell of napalm in the morning
Screamin' in isolation, walkin' through desolation
Do I have to explain it to you, again?
Enhanced thoughts ahead of Man Utd
Boobs, benefits and bloody foreigners
£5.19 per pint and the 45 arrests are fully en suite
Fans in pubs
Readers are so dumb, who cares?!
Send in the horses
Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him, stop that pigeon now!
Conte Will Stay And Build With Google Money Says Respected Journalist
More Soulless Success
Frankfurt away at a glance, but don't look too closely
A message, wrapped around a house brick
Alasdair Gold, the people's champion
Football isn't for you
Look away now
An absolute cretin
How plausible are we looking?
On an upbeat note, he's extremely unlikely to tell anyone to 'fuck off’’ live on air...
Juventus waiting in the wings?
Spurs are lousy in bed
A Requiem For Johnny Ball
They've got it wrong again
Under the hood: Spurs vs Marseille
LGBTQ flag tugged off
Plausible XI for Marseille?
Let's put £2 on the price of a programme!
Carol Vordermann's last stand
Rich tea, anyone?
I'm getting Roy Keane at Sunderland vibes
All the components for success
Easy Peasey Champions Leaguesy
The Perfect Storm
More seasoning required
A Sheep In Wolves Underwear
Insights after Game Week 3
Conte's Creative Black Hole
Transfer Impossible 2022?
Dele Alli versus Everton FULL highlights
Don't take Chelsea for granted
The Daily Briefing Returns
A bloody nuisance
Friday's Final Edition
If Zaniolo is the answer...
Your move, Antonio
Why Conte Needs To Go All Out For One Specific Player
Understanding just what we've bought in Yves Bissouma
Dilute to taste
And I see your true colours
Have a look at what you could've Suwom
Sevilla danced us to the end of love
Accentuate the positives
The Djed Spence File
Reaction To The First Game
It's only taken 20 years
'I couldn't reach some of you with a spiritualist'
Never say never again
Swathed in Gucci, Burberry, wearing more jewellery than Ron Atkinson, and he says he wants 'to be happy'
Clement Lenglet insights
'I'm hearing Conte wants him'
Cheerio, cheerio, fuck off
'How would you like to do the bill?'
Is Richarlison the one that we want, ooh, ooh, ooh?
Djed Spence analysis
Sonny Rides Again
Tottenham's War Chest?
Public Service Announcement
Sonny shines as South Korea beat Chile
Do you actually understand football?
Detailed numbers for Dejan Kulusevski vs Slovenia
Levying it to the professionals
Crab sticks, ahoy?!
The Name's Bond, Basildon Bond
Mother-of-pearl embellished helicopter spares
Tottenham Hotspur is a Burke and Hare operation for the 21st Century
Problematic Tweet emerges from THST co-chair who blasted fans for Anfield chant